#the gender envy I get from this motherfucker

[davy-zeppeli]

uhhh. I got nothing.

Bonus:

[jrwi-transgender-swag]

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FISH N CHIPS DIVORCE SHOWDOWN !!!

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Chip

"gestures at him wildly look at him man " - Submitted For Transmasc Swag "Well he's a pirate and that's already very trans coded. He bases his personality and general vibe off people he looks up to which is giving gender envy. The only way Chip could ever be cis to me is if he was the token cishet but he's neither so like… Trans boyy (my words are failing me but you get it)" - Submitted For Transmasc Swag "literally the transest guy of all time (loser edition). tits out tuesday. man with tits monday. like. transgender moment real " - Submitted For Transmasc Swag "He was picked up by pirates at a young age pre-pueberty. He then spent most of his childhood in a gang. This kid was so malnourished everyone just assumed he was a guy and he went with it since his puberty was so fucked. My transmasc agender king" - Submitted For Transmasc Swag "fucking look at him. most transgender motherfucker to ever exist. we'll never know what his actual name was because he was named based on his first home, the black rose pirates ship. his tattoos go over his top surgery scars" - Submitted For Transmasc Swag "he’s just . he just kinda is yknow" - Submitted For Transmasc Swag

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Gillion Tidestrider

"4 of the 5 JRWI fans I actually know fall under the transgender umbrella and all of them are absolutely in love with Gillion so here’s got to have something going on there" - Submitted For Transmasc Swag "dude hes a fucking fish what else do you want from me. he has it all. the religious trauma. the swagger. the autism. he even has a cool fucking sword. his entire backstory is him being forced into a role against his will and only when he finds others does he get to fully embrace himself come the fuck ON" - Submitted For All Swag "he literally has gilded top surgery scars (saturn art that proves this even if it’s noncanon) that kind of trans swag cannot be ignored!! fucking!! golden scars!!! that shit kicks so much ass are you kidding!!! the koolest fish trans boy ever my goal in life truly" - Submitted For Transmasc Swag "same sorta thing as jay, he has this whole arc of changing from trying to live up to expectations to just being what he wants and thinks is good (very trans of him). also he's a fish guy and probably has no understanding of gender, at least in oversea terms. and he canonically referred to himself with it/its pronouns one time which. yes. i think his titles are like pronouns to him, like in the undersea you refer to yourself by describing yourself and your achievements (pretty sure that's actually a triton thing in actual dnd who knows). he is the chosen one and the chosen one was referred to with they/them pronouns for a reason (definitely because the chosen one is genderqueer and not just to be inclusive mhm you can trust me i have no biases, the goddesses told me themselves)" - Submitted For Nonbinary Swag "gives birthout of his pussy?"  - Submitted For Transmasc Swag "he is like sooo xenogenderr. that fish is just transgender im so sorry. too swagful not to be." - Submitted For Secret Fourth Swag

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[auggieoof]

Diary entry #13

I'm in a better mood so no cw today! This is mostly just a collection of random thoughts

Sometimes I look at all these people saying trans people are evil or whatever and I don't get it?? Like I don't really understand why people think that. Like grandmother I'm not going to hurt anyone I am literally just some guy.

You ever see some random motherfucker from the most weird series and decide "that man is my new gender envy source and also I want him." That's me, I fall into this trap literally every time I go into a new series/game or whatever. And it is always the weirdest ones too.

I watched a video on pvz lore, and now I'm like "goddammit I GUESS i'll read the comics now." Like they seem interesting and I need more lore so I'll get around to reading them... sometime. There's just so many issues and I procrastinate on even stuff I want to do.

I talked to my grandma about going to college in Illinois and she didn't like shut it down immediately so I'm hoping for the best.

I guess that's it?

[gophergal]

I KNOW THE AUDIO FROM MEET THE SCOUT HOLY SHIT THAT'S WHERE THAT'S FROM?!?!?!?!??!???????!? (also mild gender envy but from what outsider knowledge i have I think this isn't rare amongst the people????)

Getting into TF2 was a huge case of "holy shit, that's the origin of that?" for me, too. I never realized how big an influence that franchise has had on internet culture before, but it's genuinely massive

And yeah, lmao. A lot of folks have Big Gender Envy for the funny Scoot. Gimme a sec I need to find that one meme I like about this.....

(ah fuck I can't find it rn. But it's the one with "Transmasc Transition Goals vs Transfemme Transition Goals" but someone said "Ive never met a transguy who hasn't wanted to look like at least one of the Mercs, so someone edited the meme to have the team lineup)

Anyway, I may not consider myself Transmasc, but Medic gives me HELLA gender envy. I wanna be that freaky motherfucker so goddamn bad. He's masc in a bird way and I NEED to be that like I need air to breathe

[shootingstarrfish]

Omg hiii I looove oversharing about my blorbos 😋

Anyway Simeon is my favorite guy ever and has been since the beginning I'm completely obsessed with him bc he's literally perfect tell my WHY on gods green earth he's always getting swept under the rug. Why does this man never get any attention and when he does why is he mischaracterized. He's got it all. He's tall and handsome in kind of an ethereal effeminate way, he's sweet and kind but not a pushover, he's one of the most tragic characters in the game, he's the perfect muse for a religious trauma arc, a corruption arc, a "the calm collected one who's always having a good time finally snaps and goes apeshit" arc, I mean come on. Come on. Every time I remember that his main sin is wrath despite him being SO chill and gentle on the outside I want to giggle a little bit. My beautiful princess with identity issues and slutty waist I'm so sorry everyone ignores you

Solomon though. I don't remember how I felt about him at first (other than lots of gender envy) but he wasn't a favorite until I came back to the fandom after being absent for ages. Like damn this man is everything. He's so complicated /pos that I cant even articulate why I love him so much but he's so well written (maybe one of the only ones who are written halfway decently) and SO tragic. The way he's so desperately in love with the mc and is forced to watch them go for literally anyone else but would still do anything for them and ask for nothing but a little bit of loyalty in return is scrumptious. Also the way immortality just kinda fucks you up after a while when you're only human. I've been very tempted to put him in a poly ship with my mc and Simeon bc he deserves it but for now he just has to watch from afar as the man he loves endlessly makes out with his best friend that he also kinda sorta has a little crush on bc making the gays suffer brings me copious amounts of joy. He's also the "always totally calm and collected no matter what but actually has really strong feelings that he works to keep in check" type like Simeon and I love that for him. One of the fics I'm reading has him once become so panicked over the MC's wellbeing that he completely loses his composure. Yelling, trembling, the whole nine yards and it was fucking glorious, I love seeing characters like him break.

Also I have to talk a little about Lucifer. He's not generally a favorite but I just think it's funny how I went from hating his guts bc I thought he was an asshole to to liking him a lot bc I have a weak spot for big brother characters. He loves his family so so so much and just has trouble showing it properly!! He's still an asshole and an uptight prick but I like that about him now. My mc had the same development with him as I did, he went from "I hate this motherfucker I wanna kill him also he kinda scares me" to "this is my big brother we are holding hands :)" in the span of like a year and a half and it's really funny. Lucifer thought he was finally getting a sensible housemate and friend but ended up getting another insufferable, headache indicung little brother figure instead. Also I kinda have a non canon ship between him and my MC's father bc the idea is SO funny but also a little cute bc they compliment each other real well. My mc would become homophobic so fast if he found out and thinking about it is incredibly entertaining

thank u for oversharing teehee <333

the side characters are sooo fun and interesting i wish so badly that theyd get to be ever so slightly less on the side :,D

the dynamic between your mc and simeon and solomon PAIN UGH i love it.. <333 my heart hurts for solo but the yearning.... MMM

and absolutely felt about lucifer, i wish i could hate him and leave it at that but he makes it so hard. i have such a complicated relationship with this man but i cant bring myself to genuinely hate him hahaha

[the-halcyon-effect]

CHAT IT'S TIME i'm gonna listen to the new make them suffer album and write my thoughts as they happen. here we go

the warning: assuming this is an intro track. they normally are

yeah ok i was right.

weaponized: ok ok good riff i'm excited

wait this is a vibe wtf. i thought this was gonna be heavy but i ain't complaining NEVER MIND IT IS FUDJHRJDJDD

sean harmanis can do whatever he wants to me. alex can too

WTF WAS THAT LITTLE PHONK SAMPLE LMAO DJDHDJSJ

i really like the chorus here. i like sean's half scream things

please tell me this ends in a breakdown oh this HAS to

YUP THERE IT IS DHDHHDJSJS AND IT'S GROOVY TOO i love this band THEY'RE DOING A LITTLE BACK AND FORTH THING i love bands with two vocalists

oscillator: this was probably my favorite of the singles. i'm such a big fan of groovy shit i LOVE it when bands do weird rhythms. it's not quite on the level of bones but it's still very good

doomswitch: honestly probably my favorite of the singles. fucking love this song, it's the one that got me into this band in the first place. i wanna do a wall of death to it so bad

mana god: gonna be honest this one's not my favorite. idk what it is about it but it feels like it doesn't know where it's going. it's a great song obvs, make them suffer never misses, but it's not as much my thing as other songs. it was still my favorite of the singles tho

epitaph: it's a little weird that they have 4 singles in a row on the album. i'm glad to get a bunch of new songs in the second half but i do wish they were spread out a bit more. anyways this song goes so unimaginably hard i love it, it's probably my favorite of the singles

no hard feelings: ok ok a new one. let's see where this goes

ooo this is interesting it's kinda worlds apart ish. oh hi alex

oh i LIKE this verse. we don't get enough clean verses from this band

GOOD CHORUS GOOD CHORUS GOOD CHORUS i like how this one's focusing on alex a lot more

i have no idea where this song is going.

OH SHIT IS THERE GONNA BE A BREAKDOWN what's happening oh kinda. a little. actually i like this more it's kinda emotional

good song. 👍

venusian blues: interesting start. not what i expected but i'm here for it

um. what. okay moving on i guess

OH FUCK WE GOT CLEANS FROM SEAN FHDJFHHDJSJSJFHDKSKSLSKDJFJDKKDJFKDKDJFJDKSLALLSLFLDÑSÑDKFJDKSIOSOQLWKEJFJDKLSKSKDKFLSL normal. normal. normal. normal. normal. normal.

what the FUCK what are they doing. noises i guess

holy shit this is REALLY good

god i love this band

ghost of me: definitely my favorite of the singles. alex's performance in this song gives me ridiculously unimaginable amounts of gender envy i love it so much

tether: YES GOOD RIFF GOOD RIFF THIS IS WHAT I'M FUCKING LOOKING FOR I LOVE THIS DJDJHFJFHSHSJSKF

sean how do you do that.

FASCINATING chorus. not what i expected at all

this kinda sounds like a song off htsaf. idk why

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK THIS BACK AND FORTH THING WHAT ALEX WHERE WAS THAT HOW DO YOU DO THAT SO FAST this is my favorite of the new songs. so far at least. we will see what happens with the last one

how are we ending this. i can't tell

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT THAT'S NOT WHAT I EXPECTED AT ALL THAT IS WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THAT'S and it's over. huh. okay

small town syndrome: groovy ass verse. i love this band's rhythms

OOOOH alex is going HIGH for the chorus i like that a LOT and now it's riff time i guess.

i need alex to come to my house and i'm not finishing that sentence.

MOTHERFUCKER

if this ends with another breakdown i will lose it. ok never mind. holy shit that was amazing

i guess i should do final thoughts now.

uh.

holy fucking shit i love this band.

i think that's all i have. good album one of my favorites 👍

[infernal-house-demon]

So I get gender envy in passing sometimes from various celebrities or fictional characters, and it can be intense at times but I have never felt it so strongly as when I started watching Hazbin Hotel and saw this motherfucker

Like how can I possibly achieve this? Do I dye my hair red? Do I start dressing in old timey clothes? Why do the gods torment me like this for their own sick amusement? Send help

[primordial-shade]

Use at will if you want

How dare I write HOTD ideas and not come up with a Lesbian fix it.

 Not Alicent with Rhaenyra, don’t think that would ever really work in my personal opinion.

 Nah, lets do Rhaenyra Laena instead. Also this is gonna be my first A/B/O fanfic idea so lets go!

 ·        So, young Laena Velaryon is sent to kings landing to try and bid for the kings hand. Whilst she has not presented her secondary gender yet, as a young woman she should still be able to bear the king children.

·        Laena is not into it. She understands why her father wants this, what her mother was denied, but she does not want to marry the King.

·        It is whilst she is there she see’s her younger cousin Rhaenyra. The moment she see’s her she feels her whole being freeze. She remembers the tale her mother told her about when she first saw her father. The sheer power of emotion she felt that led her to joining him on Dragon back until her father approved their marriage.

·        She feels that the moment she see’s Rhaenyra.

·        Much of the time spent in the Red Keep is spent with her cousin. And slowly they both begin to fall for each other. Laena hurriedly tries to come up with a way to get out of the marriage to the King when he announces his impending marriage to Alicent.

·        She is almost relieved, until she sees the devastation on Rhaenyra’s face.

·        In fact combined with her mothers very recent death means Rhaenyra enters her first heat, showing she is an Omega.

·        Rhaeny’s and Laena help her out during that long week and Laena decides to things. One, wether she has to force the gods herself or use blood magic she will be an alpha and she will marry Rhaenyra to make sure she never feels that betrayed again.

·        One year later Laena claims Vhagar, presents as an Alpha and decides she will join the war of the Stepstones.

·        Neither parents are pleased, her brother is worried but delighted and Daemon realises this young woman would literally slit his throat so she could marry Rhaenyra.

·        With Laenor trying to seduce him and after seeing what Vhagar did to the now molten filled caves of the Stepstones he decides to take the loss. Most of his Letters from Rhaenyra have been waxing Poetic about Laena anyway.

·        Whilst on the last days of the war Laena is declared queen of the Stepstones, she is also informed that Rhaenyra has been sent to seek a Husband.

·        (Note, Westeros is fucked up so only Alpha’s can marry Omegas but whilst male only pairings are considered ‘fine’ female pairings are not looked upon well for misogynistic reasons.)

·        Laena says fuck that, takes her crown, still covered in blood, and flies Vhagar to Storms end.

·        Needless to say everyone is fucking terrified when this absolute monster turns up and Laena declares her intent of Rhaenyra’s hand.

·        Le Gasp, Scandal.

·        But fuck if anyone is going to argue.

·        Rhaenyra, delighted, accepts.

·        Rhaenyra has lived her last few years trading letters with her Velma and her cousins until they went to war. Rhaenys is fully supporting this, you bastards rejected one queen? Now you get two motherfuckers.

·        So yeah, Rhaenyra goes home smug as all fuck with her love as her future queen.

·        Alicent is fucking Green with envy and Criston Cole tries to push his luck and gets his face cut up.

·        Visery’s is just so fucking happy his daughter is repairing his fuck up he just says yes and begins planning the most lavish wedding. Corlys is absolutely fucking delighted with his daughter’s match. Less so with Laenors but he is told to get over it.

·        The wedding is the biggest thing of the century. The Sept does abolsutely try to kick up a fuss but the Doctrine of Excepsionalism fucks that up. To the Targs, two daughter marrying is better than marrying outside the family.

·        So wedding full steam ahead.

·        Its big, its fancy, its over the top.

·        Vhagar lets people cover her in flowers, its red and black and teal and gold.

·        They have a Sept wedding first then a Valerian marriage after.

·        That’s when the Green Dress happens.

·        Vhagars roar is heard to Driftmark. The Velaryons and Rhaenyra does not let this stand, especially with all the training Rhaeny’s has been giving Rhaenyra.

·        It’s a definitive strike against the Hightowers when Alicent is frogmarched out by loyal guards much to Visery’s distress.

·        But he wants his cousins forgiveness so much he basically lets her do what she wants.

·        She does take advantage of this.

·        Anyway the ceremony happens, they have the bedding ceremony and 9 months later prince Jacaerys is born.

·        Within the next six years they have eight kids collectively. Jacaery’s is first, then Lucerys, Baelon and Visenya are born two years later, then Aemma and Daenys, and finally baby Aemon.

·        That is no where close to the end but they decide to take a break.

·        Visery’s is eternally delighted, he calls it a New Targaryean boom. Esepcailly with Laenor and Daemon’s quadruplets and now baby twins.

·        With Laena’s help Rhaenyra even manages to buils strong bonds with all four of her siblings.

·        That makes, looks at notes hurried written on notepad whilst pretending to be in meeting, 18 and counting in total for Targ kids.

·        Corly’s has so many grandkids, including Rhaenyra’s siblings, he just fucking chills out. Man is so happy with life he just fucking loves it.

·        Rhaeny’s spends her days with all her grandkids, tormenting Daemon and Visery’s and ruining every one of the Green’s plans. It’s the most fun she’s had in years and now she has protegee’s to teach.

·        Visery’s, after being persuaded to kick Otto out, is just letting Rhaenyra, Rhaeny’s and Lord Strong run stuff. He just builds his Model and dies slowly.

·        Happy end, kids get married and it’s a good thing Rhaegar legally marries Lyanna in my future because their Jahaerys (Jon) comes out Lightskinned, but is very obviously not white. Ned could have never hid that, especially when the boy gets claimed by Vermithor at birth.

[wiirat]

the gender envy i get from this motherfucker

[meadowmines]

Well apparently I can't edit my tags anymore so re: the seven deadly sins thing...

Aoyagi's deadly sin of choice is gluttony. Not committing so much as enabling--he's a trained pastry chef and restaurant manager and he's passionate about food in general and baking and sweets in particular. If you are important to him in any way, he's going to cook for you. He feeds Nishida at least two or three times a week. He bitches and moans when Majima comes over unannounced to steal books about whatever business scheme he's hyperfocusing on this week but if there is food on the stove you bet your ass the boss will be fed. Yes, he's going to make every attempt to get at least one vegetable down your gullet but he's also going to use you as a guinea pig for at least three different recipes for a cookie or pie or cake he's considering for the cafe menu.

Yamaoka's sin is envy, He's guilty of it, yes, but he's also the object. If you ask Aoyagi to describe what gender/transition envy looks like he will tell you it looks like Eiji Fucking Yamaoka. Yamaoka is tall and lanky and looks great in a suit and he has big feet and narrow hips and he's been on T long enough that he has to shave and worst of all he knows how good he looks and he rubs Aoyagi's nose in it every chance he gets. What we don't find out until the very end of the main story is that he has spent the entire plot seething with envy over everything Aoyagi has that he doesn't--mainly, a boss who really and truly sees him as a man. Also Aoyagi got screwed in every other physical department and has to buy his shoes out of the boys' section but he won the lottery on his voice and Yamaoka (who, before T, passed just fine until the second he opened his mouth and who still occasionally gets called "ma'am" on the phone) hates him with the fury of a thousand burning suns for it.

Kuroshi's sin is wrath. There is absolutely a monster lurking beneath his oh-so-proper Japanese and his cold and calculating exterior and it did not die when he finally got his revenge on Murasaki. Of course revenge was his entire life from the age of (mumble)teen to twenty-three, and that kind of beast never really dies, does it? Does it help that he, as a heavily traumatized teenage boy with an unquenchable thirst for vengeance, had Homare Motherfucking Nishitani as a role model? NO SIR IT DID NOT HELP AT ALL. Yes, Nishitani saved him from some awful shit (by *checks notes* doing a murder for unrelated reasons) but when most people would have called the cops and maybe a social worker, Nishitani went "hell yeah let's do some mayhem about it" and put a knife in this (mumble)teen-year-old kid's hand and helped him plan some 5D shogi master bullshit. (to his credit Nishitani did make Kuroshi swear never to kill anyone unless his own life was in danger and Kuroshi has kept that promise, though there is one scene in the main story where you get an idea of what might cause him to break it...)

[sodacomafoxtrot]

I’d totally wear a crop top like scout tf2 because I want to be hot.

[jrwi-transgender-swag]

PART 1 OF THE SEMIFINALS EVERYONE !!!!!

RIPTIDE SIBLING SHOWDOWN !!!!!!!!!!!

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Chip

"gestures at him wildly look at him man " - Submitted For Transmasc Swag "Well he's a pirate and that's already very trans coded. He bases his personality and general vibe off people he looks up to which is giving gender envy. The only way Chip could ever be cis to me is if he was the token cishet but he's neither so like… Trans boyy (my words are failing me but you get it)" - Submitted For Transmasc Swag "literally the transest guy of all time (loser edition). tits out tuesday. man with tits monday. like. transgender moment real " - Submitted For Transmasc Swag "He was picked up by pirates at a young age pre-pueberty. He then spent most of his childhood in a gang. This kid was so malnourished everyone just assumed he was a guy and he went with it since his puberty was so fucked. My transmasc agender king" - Submitted For Transmasc Swag "fucking look at him. most transgender motherfucker to ever exist. we'll never know what his actual name was because he was named based on his first home, the black rose pirates ship. his tattoos go over his top surgery scars" - Submitted For Transmasc Swag "he’s just . he just kinda is yknow" - Submitted For Transmasc Swag

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Jay Ferin

"I mean.. just look at her" - Submitted For Transfem Swag "she has a lot of transgirl swag and i love her. jay ferin forever" - Submitted For Transfem Swag "the transest ever. i swear" - Submitted For Transfem Swag "she is a TRANS ALLEGORY YOUR HONOUR. LOOK AT HER. TRANSGENDER SWAG." - Submitted For Secret Fourth Swag "She's so trans coded. I mean, she runs away from her family who expect her to be one thing (navy) and she joins a group where she tests what it's like to be something else (a pirate) but then reverts when her dad shows up. She pretends it meant nothing but then Chip shows her that it's okay to change and to act against her family. So she's living her best trans girl life. Also she has bird imagery which is very trans coded of her. And she was named after her dad so like… Just saying" - Submitted For Transfem Swag "jay jay okg jay. her entire story is so fucking trans coded. i literally can’t oo her wholeee story is so trans coded. like??? she runs away from home and doesn’t tell her family shes joining pirates bc it’s the exact thing they would disapprove of. she first joins them to scope them out and learn their secrets but as time goes longer she realizes these people love her and she loves them and she is a pirate LIKE THEM. and her father appears and literally disowns her for being a pirates like holy shit. and she tries to spare her friends by going back to life where she would be in misery. and and she finds drey, a pirate like her and someone close to her who was also kicked to the curb and she finds comfort in someone like her. and she has to deal with the idea that her dead sister might hate her if Ayva knew jay was a pirate like???? but she’s so dress and happy now and she wouldn’t trade it for the world DO YOU HEAR ME???? becoming a pirate is how jay discovers HERSELF and who she WANTS TO BE!!!! i can’t she is so trans coded i literally can’t. she was so alone but notre she had ppl who UNDERSTAND HER!!!!! also tgirl failgirl swag." - Submitted For Transfem Swag "HER WHOLE STORY COULD BE A ALLEGORY FOR BEING TRANS FR. her father hates pirates, pirating for her has been freedom and helped her seen a new perspective, she gets wings, her journey is og just being a "spy" and then becoming a pirate and sensing the "freedom" in it !! and loving it and being accepeted just as she is her dad even makes a comment abt her being a pirate in 53. shes sooo transcoded ^_^^^^^^^^ to me i love her jay ferin sweep - Submitted For Transfem + Secret Fourth Swag

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[blackloki]

Down for It, Down for It

Summary: What you do in the dark night, full of promise.

Pairing: Dream, Sapnap, George, c!Technoblade, c!Philza, Quackity, & Karl Jacobs x gn!black!Reader

Warnings: cussing, fluff

A/N: Minors DNI, I don't want that smoke. I am making a part two for the women and children (and maybe for Eret, Punz, and Bad) later. My [x Reader] posts are always ND!Black!readers.

Now Playing: Down for It - Idman

Dream

Sitting on the kitchen counter eating grapes and talking about the duties of tomorrow.

"...two big streams this week." Clay popped a couple more grapes into his mouth, "I'm going to be very busy, bubs."

His face scrunched. The green grapes weren't too sour but as usual, Clay was weak (/j).

"Welp, it's not like I'm upset about it. This is your job and you are your own boss. However, you see fit to schedule things out will always be right."

"Thank you." Clay snagged a couple more grapes, "I appreciate that."

"Yup."

"..."

"So much more money to spend on strippers, you know?"

"...WHAT?"

Sapnap

Eating snacks in the dark quietly. Sometimes humming a tune.

George

Pillow Talk & Cuddles

c!Philza

Replenish your social batteries.

c!Technoblade

Work on your own projects together under the moon.

When you came to, your hand hurt. In your lap was a wall tapestry that your hands were busy decorating with iron detailings.

"I'm going to the farms for copper, need anything?"

Subconsciously you knew, "Can you get me iron, emeralds, a bit of pink dye, and is Tom's inside yet?"

Techno slipped his cape on. His shoulders looked so broad in the silk that they gave you gender envy. In fact he nailed a precisely adrogynous style and you swear he did it to make you jealous.

"Tommy has been in front of the fire for three hours."

"Oh. Well that's all I need." You turned to your left, where the fireplace breathed, "Tommy?"

The young boy didn't move, probably asleep. You sighed and stood from your spot on the couch.

"I should be back in 45 minutes." Techno waved his farewell and left quickly.

As soon as he did, you tipped over to Tommy, "Toms.. bud... sweetheart?.. I need you to get up, doll."

It took a couple shakes before Tommy opened his eyes. He sat up slowly and you led him to get in bed. As he curled up in his little bed-cocoon, you laid a brand new, plush mooshroom next to Henry and blew out the lights.

Karl Jacobs

Quietly play cards together. Chaos ensues.

"Motherfucking cheater!"

"You just suck at Uno."

"Oh yeah, I believe the one hoarding trapcards."

"Well yeah you just throw them away."

"THEY'RE WORTH POINTS, KARLLIAM."

Karl shook his head, placing yet another Draw 2 card on the pile, "I wouldn't know."

"KARL!"

Quackity

Crying from laughing at both of your nonsensical additions to the conversation that should've died out an hour ago.

Alex's cheeks were wet and shiny. They hurt and so did his stomach and throat.

[delirious-donna]

To be honest, I can't quite believe I've hit this milestone already and actually I achieved it two days ago (this is so unreal to me)!

I would love to personally thank every single one of you, but y'know, I do have a life and I'm definitely not rich enough to be visiting you all, but just know that I would!

Anyway, this is to allow me an opportunity to give back! Please have a look at the rules and pick something you'd like from me!

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please be patient, all requests will be fulfilled but I do have to work and live so yeah...gimme a chance to rock your world

all drabbles/scenarios will be around 500 words, although I am not known for brevity so it could be more

I will assume female reader in scenarios unless gender neutral is specified, male reader needs to be assessed on a case by case basis but is not a straight no

I'll be using the tag delirious500 for all posts for this event

Option One - Can I take you out? (SFW)

Self-ships are amazing and need more coverage so this option is for anyone that wants that true experience with your favourite beau. Send me a description of yourself, as much detail as you are comfortable with (physical attributes, hobbies, maybe a little of your dress sense and if you consider yourself an introvert or extrovert) or you could send a photo – which will be deleted, of course. Choose a pet name or nickname and tell me your favoured character. I will write up a date for you cute little sweethearts. I am asking for this to come in off anon, but you can tell me you would prefer to be anon when it posts. No one needs to know it’s you if you don’t want!

Option Two - Sin with me... (SFW or NSFW)

Sinning never felt better than when it’s done with your beloved. Choose one of the seven deadly sins and your character of choice. I will write up a drabble based on your choices, this can be either SFW or NSFW, just let me know what you want. If I find I get too many requests for the same sin, I might take it off the menu. Just remember, lust isn’t the only fun one… promise.

Pride, Greed, Lust, Envy, Gluttony, Wrath & Sloth

Option Three - I wanna do bad things with you (NSFW)

Pick a prompt from below and give me your character of choice. I will write a short drabble around the theme of the quote. Let me know if there is anything you specifically do NOT want to be included. Only one request for each prompt – I will cross them out as they go. If I get two for the same then it will be first come first served but I will offer another option to the person who misses out, cause I’m a motherfucking sweetheart! ^^

“Your face would look better between my legs.”

“Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m using my hand but I’m thinking of you.”

“I give you permission to wake me up if you get horny.”

“A gentleman holds my hand. A man pulls my hair. A soulmate will do both.”

“I wanna be the reason you slightly tilt your phone away from others when you read it.”

“I swear to you I won’t stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbors know my name.”

“Respect me. Adore me. Dominate me.”

“I want to taste me on your fingers.”

“The key to a great marriage — keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.”

“Now spread your legs and try to tell me about your day.”

“Spank me. It’s the only way I learn.”

[semperbucky]

HEWWO you gotta tell me this, and it's more important than the ACTUAL questions: but does the following make a good fruit salad?

favorite character(s)- 🍋

favorite quote(s) from a fandom- 🍐

favorite costume/outfit: 🍇

favorite finale episode: 🍓

aaa tysm!!!!

first & foremost (the most important question): i think these would make a p good fruit salad! maybe have the lemon be included as lemon juice instead of slices & that fruit salad would be tasty af

(full disclosure i have so many blorbos rotating around in my head at any given moment these are less 'favorites' & more 'the ones that are in my head the most' but i guess that's kind of what favorites are? but i digress) (also apologies for any formatting weirdness - i'm on mobile & never get asks so i have no idea what i'm doing lol)

🍋 favorite character(s): bucky barnes has my whole entire heart (hence the blog name) but i also adore geralt & jaskier from the witcher, entrapta & scorpia from she-ra, basically every character from m*a*s*h (except frank) especially radar, jack (& bitty) from omgcp, & cullen, alistair, dorian, fenris, & josephine from dragon age. i've also been watching a stupid amount of cr recently (trying to catch up on campaign 1 so the references in campaign 3 make more sense - got up to ep72 so far) so i could go through my favorite character from each campaign? it'd probably have to be keyleth (is she endearingly awkward? yes. could she kill me with one look? also yes), caleb (liam o'brien tears my heart out once again), & imogen (we stan a horse girl w terrifying moon powers & a fun scary girlfriend). there's approximately a million more & i've definitely left some out but those are the ones that are popping into my head rn.

🍐 favorite quote(s) from a fandom: the funny thing is that for someone who prides themselves on their brain consisting mostly of quotes/references, i'm drawing an absolute blank. maybe it's a contextual thing? like you have to say the right words in the right order before the quote part of my brain kicks in or something. "'til the end of the line" comes to mind bc of what it represents & everything they've been through together (we gleefully ignore the last bit of endgame). or "it's love that makes people." (alternatively: "life needs things to live.") if you want something even cheesier, i met hayley atwell in london a few years ago & asked her to write "have courage & be kind" on a piece of paper & i plan on getting it tattooed on me somewhere when i finally get the courage to spend money on non-essential things lol

🍇 favorite costume/outfit: it's so basic but i very distinctly remember being entranced by arthur's everyday look from bbc merlin?? like just the simple red shirt & leather pants w the boots & a jacket sometimes. looked so comfy. maybe it was just thinly veiled gender envy disguised as appreciation for the outfit lol. & any time they put morgana in green or her witchy outfit i just 😍

🍓 favorite finale episode: idk if this refers to a season finale or a series finale, so we're gonna pick series finale. i don't usually like finale episodes of any variety bc they mean something is ending, but there are a few that end with just the right amount of closure to make it satisfying. the one that comes to mind rn is the finale of exandria unlimited: calamity (yeah it's not a tv show but it's still a "series" so it counts). brennan lee mulligan is a godsdamned fantastic dm & the whole cast knocked it out of the fuckin park. it hurt like a motherfucker but it was so beautifully done & it was the best tragic but hopeful ending to a series i've seen in a while, possibly ever.

thank you again! hope u are having a lovely day 😊

[atlas-the-bastard]

The amount of gender envy i get from this motherfucker is honestly-

like please i just want this energy and nothing more